What’s all this fuss about Ron Paul? Seems like he had a happy day for campaign donations. To bad it’s all fiat money. Try trading that lump sum for a chestful of doubloons, you old nutjob.
I kid. I remain rather fond of this little man. Did you know that he is a gynecologist? On my list of “Top 10 Worst People In The World” (forthcoming), my #1 spot is forever reserved for the guy who makes a joke regarding his wish to be a gynecologist and look at vaginas all day. Dr. Paul doesn’t think there is anything funny about vaginas. He is not one of the “Top 10 Worst People In The World.” This may render him unqualified for the presidency.
Nevertheless, I maintain that little old Ron might sit down to pee. I like to drink a glass of water while I pee because it makes me feel like a really efficient yellow factory.
burr:
Katie, Katie...too many words. makes my true american brain hurt. and you're missing the point. bottom line: scary vampire man with a tummy full of babies=funny. cut and dry
11/7/2007 5:38 AMKatie:
Another second rate actor giving his so called "valued" opinions. We americans that know true talent most certainly would not take any value in your rehearsed words. You sir need to know that true americans donot place a modicum of care for what you have to spew. You continue with your silly agenda and We The real People will continue to spew your invalid thoughts and words out with our votes. You appear to need further education so I certainly suggest that you go to www.ronpaul2008.com You must remember that not all of america cares about the episodic drama unfolding about Britney spears and all of your other comrades and not all people watch Foxes Faux news accounts. You Sir are a disgrace to "TRUE AMERICA". Also this is my opinion and my opinion only, but I would also say that you are a second rate actor and act in anything that gives you a paycheck. I would recommend you be more selective in your endeavors therefore people might take your "rhetoric" more substantiated. Your words are just that...rhetoric and gets thrown out with the trash.
11/6/2007 6:50 PMChristopher Walken:
Joseph Ballz, Boner. Hahahahahaha. How is that for sophomoric derision, motherfucker? Fuck Ron Paul. God I am so sorry, I didn't mean that. Fuck Joseph Ballz, Boner.
11/13/2007 2:28 AMChristopher Walken:
This is indeed really Christopher Walken. I find this Ron Paul adorable and appreciate all the delicious babies.
11/6/2007 9:58 PMSean Eric Callahan:
I love Ron Paul and hope his movement continues beyond his run for president! That said, I think this entire blog is great and funny and baby eating, although not my forte, is funny enough in this netherspace of internet-land. So for that long winded comment above, I will match you with an equally long-winded comment(which you will never read, but will remain nonetheless.) The biggest truth in life,(other than what goes around, comes around) is give of your time and treasure to others however you can and you will receive an incredible return. I am living proof!!
3/31/2008 10:30 PMAnonymous:
what's a cooter?
4/3/2009 10:50 PMAnonymous:
I guess I don't understand the point of this comment. Is this really even Chris Walken?
11/6/2007 7:02 PMBibi Galini:
Why so pedantic about "who is" or "who is not" Christopher Walken? Eventually we are all reincarnated as everyone else so in fact we are all Christopher Walken.
11/7/2007 1:48 AMJoseph Bolz, Bonner:
Not funny. I have seen more talent on You Tube when it comes to sophomoric derision directed at Dr Paul. Geez I thought Ozzie was a retard.
11/11/2007 3:25 PMRick Oculous:
What beautiful rays of light are coming from your mind. What wonderful sunsets and sunrises of the imagination! Everything is possible for you, Mr. Walken. Do not listen to the distractions.
11/6/2007 7:40 PMVince:
I'm a fervent Ron Paul supporter, but I can still joke about this. Christopher Walken or not, this article is hilarious. And, hey! Christopher Walken is NOT a second rate actor! He's the man, actor-wise. Ron Paul is the man, politician-wise. RON PAUL 2008!
11/9/2007 11:15 PMCyanna:
+10 points to you, Mr. Walken, for using the words "coot" and "cooter" in the title.
PS I would not let that old fucker anywhere near my cooter
12/22/2007 2:51 PMt~and~a:
joe ball boner so so so funny is this really chris walken so so so funny i am crying my day just got better ;)
11/29/2007 9:21 PMTod:
If I had a cooter the first two people in the world that I would show it to are Christopher Walken and Ron Paul.
Christopher Walken because there isn't a bigger penis in the whole world than Christopher Walken and
Ron Paul because he could sew me back together.
Of course, that's only if I had a cooter.
1/16/2008 11:05 PMpolidics:
I happen to like both Ron Paul and Chris Walken, they are both cute in their own way. I'd like to have one of each.
1/21/2008 7:47 PMAnd I like Cyanna because even though she / he wont let Dr. Paul around her cooter I know it's free to anyone else :)