As you no doubt know by now, I am a great student of amore on screens both big and small. Specifically my passions lie in the category that some refer to colloquially as a "rom-com". I find myself taken by the dalliance of motives; the dance that leads to Happily Ever After.
So it's with a bittersweet farewell we say bon voyage to the courtship of Jim and Pam this morning. They are, to put it bluntly, "hitched". This feels much like the death of a Pope who has lived a long rewarding life of service and has passed peacefully into the Heavens. Still I thought it would have happened more like this ...
Hillary Clinton:
TOOL!
9/28/2008 10:58 PMMichael Phelps:
Mr. Walken, where oh where are you when I need you most? My doobage escapade has made me into America's latest villain. As America's foremost expert in villainy, I sure could use some of your advice (or rolling papers, if you've got them)!
2/4/2009 5:34 PMWoody Harrelson:
Dude, you shoulda asked me. Nobody is more well-versed in the art of the bud than myself.
2/4/2009 9:16 PMBigfoot:
Chris Walken no post no more. This last one, because Bigfoot ate him. He was tasty, but give Bigfoot gas. That teach Walken to hunt Bigfoot to get money back. I no pay either. R.I.P. Chris Walken - you were good dinner.
3/30/2009 5:49 PMBarack Obama:
Jim and Pam have proven that our economic stimulus plan is working! This gives me great Hope for the future of America. This, in addition to clean energy, health care and middle class tax breaks is the future of America.
3/25/2009 11:50 AM