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Apparently Don Cheadle has been criticizing my handling of the genocide in Darfur in public appearances recently. Well guess what Don, how about you take a break from your opulent Hollywood lifestyle and go do something about it yourself, instead of complaining to me.

And where do you get off criticizing me? You don’t know anything about diplomacy. It would be like me saying, “Hey Don Cheadle, your accent sucked in Hotel Rwanda (and BTW over 500,000 Tutsis were killed, how many did you save in that little hotel of yours?)” or “Don Cheadle, go back in time and turn down the role of Emmit Reese in Volcano.”

And to preemptively respond to your next comment, yes, I am equating the genocide in Darfur with Volcano. That movie was tragic.