Who's older, whiter and manlier than McCain? No one. So who's he need for VP? Someone younger, blacker, girlier. Even the people of NY agree.
Everyone knows plain old vanilla tastes better with chocolate. Lets put it this way. If America is forced to decide between two vanilla/ chocolate tickets, they'll go with the one they trust, the one they KNOW tastes good.
Or if not "good," at least one they had before, even if it was kind of plasticy-tasting, as long as they know for certain it wasn't feces. This new ice cream combo might be. Best not to try it.
Imagine, John, our interracial combination would be invincibly delicious! You, smooth vanilla. Me, warm chocolate. Us entwined, interchangeably spiraling upwards until we reach the pinnacle where both flavors are both themselves and the other.
I have just two words for Barack and Hillary: LICK IT!!!
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