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Rahm Emanuel, suspected member of Al Qaeda and all around putz, seems to be under the impression that the office of the vice president falls under the executive branch.

ASS! I’m Legislative!

I’m the vice president. According to the Constitution, I answer to no one. Believe me, I know, I’ve read it. I can get the pieces from my shredder’s waste bin and show you. I legislate legislations and execute POWs in our custody. THAT’S IT! THAT’S MY JOB! And this Al Qaeda toady wants to come down on me? Bring it. You think congressmen can’t disappear?

I’ll legislate a hole in your skull and drink the gooey anti-American rhetoric that foams out.

Let me tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time there was hippy congressman named Sonny Bono. And along came a pine tree on his ski slope. The End.

The moral? I got a whole forest, Rahm. A tropical pain forest. Rahmy, can you hear me?

Sweet dreams.