Democracy is really a wonderful thing. The voting industry is a THREE BILLION DOLLAR business. But it takes too long and I'm getting bored. Our nation needs someone decisive to choose their leader. One person who will challenge these candidates with repetitive but entertaining tasks. One person to separate the losers from the winner. Fine, I'll do it.

Let's get serious about the final three: Clinton, McCain, and Omarosa. It's a good group.

• Clinton is a tough lady and I like that. She doesn't give up even when she should because she obviously she can't win.
• McCain is a maverick and a straight talker. I am a maverick and a straight talker.
• Omarosa is like a talking dictionary. I like smart people but know-it-alls annoy me.

I've given this a lot of thought. It is not an easy decision. Whoever I hire for President, I'm doing this for you. I stay rich no matter what, just like the founding fathers intended.