By Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Photo by National Archives and Records Administration via Teaching Politics
Last Friday, Paris Hilton was rightfully taken back to prison to serve her paltry term. As a mother of a beautiful child (and another on the way), I feel that drunken socialite should be kept behind bars for a decade or LIFE for her sloppity drunkity lifestyle. One time I over heard that millions of children are hit by drunk drivers every day. Something like eight children are hit for every drink per minute or something.
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