I had to use The Google to figure out who Ron Paul is. Apparently this over-eager showboat has already announced he’s a candidate for the Republican nomination. Worse, he’s pilfered my idea of lying in the hammock all day and campaigning over the internet.
I’m used to political opponents using the latest technology to try and best Big Freddie. During my campaign for Senator, my opponent passed out soup cans with strings attached.
But since Ron is stepping into my pigpen he’s fixin’ for a slop fight between my Fred Heads and his Ron Morons. And I plan to crush him like a fly at a barbecue.
That his MySpace page is flashier than mine don’t mean squat. My red hot wife Jeri’s gams are much tastier than Mrs. Paul’s fish sticks.
His friends are nuttier than a squirrel nest. Plus my erotic Supergirl page is far superior to his.
Then there’s this Ron Moron. The only time anyone in Big Freddie’s family walked that far was to get to school, once, and that was enough learnin’ for the Thompsons.
roxi:
i had to google "watergate scandal to find out who fred thompson was"
8/3/2007 8:26 PMNH:
I had to Google 'slower than molasses in January but with less of a brain' to find FT. He was the one who denied the NAU highway... wasn't he?
Or was he the one who had a chip implanted in his butt?
Who knows. Who cares.
Ron Paul for President!
8/5/2007 3:19 AMBig Freddie:
Funny, all I had to put in the google was hopeless moderate Republican wing nut with delusional base to find Ron.
8/3/2007 9:38 PMTim:
I had to google "lobbyist for abortion group" to find out who Fred Thompson was.
"On July 19, 2007 the billing records provided by Arent Fox, the Washington law firm employing Thompson from 1991 to 1994, showed that Thompson charged the National Family Planning and Reproductive Health Association about $5,000 for work he did in 1991 and 1992, charging about $250 an hour. The records show he spent much of that time in 22 telephone conferences with Judith DeSarno, the president of the group. He also lobbied administration officials on its behalf three times for a total of about three (3) hours, but it is unclear who in the administration Thompson spoke with or when.["
8/3/2007 8:35 PMRepublican:
I had to Google 'CFR' to find out who Fred was. He didn't come up under "Republican."
8/5/2007 4:08 AMZlaya:
you are a jackass, just croak already.
also, look at roxi's comment, you crook.
8/3/2007 8:33 PM