One of the FAQ’s Red Hot Jeri and I receive is about our employment program. When Pappy lost his job at the Pull’n’Pork, he went to Boss Hamhock who got him a job inseminating arthritic cows with rickets. Big Freddie wants to be your Hamhock.

Take this Karl Rove. Just lost a job, has a family to support and a weekly tithe to the Church of Satan. I will find this man a job.

Associated Press

He can start as campaign manager. Bill Lacy’s 36 hours on the job haven’t greased my wheels.

In turn I think Rove the Impaler may just be the man Big Freddie needs to wipe away Crazy John McCain, Guliani 911, Mahatma Romney, Ron’s Morons, and even that two headed monster Billary.

If you’re unemployed and a megalomaniac come see Big Freddie, and I’ll hook you up like catfish bait.