Associated Press

Blow Hurricane Dean, blow! Blow Mexico down! Blow every building between the Yucatan and the boarder to rubble so we don’t have to build no wall.

This storm proves that God, like Big Freddie, hates Mexicans too.

I never believed in no global warming but if it’s the cause of Mexicans paying the price for sneaking into our country, then I’m all for it.

I watched the TV this morning and saw some Mexican neck deep in water trying to clean a storm drain. Now that’s what I call a wet back!

Don’t get me wrong, I sympathize with those victimized by bad weather. You don’t know hell until you spent an hour in a tornado cellar with two cows and Aunt Freda caught in just her panties and bra.

But this was no storm; this was Big Freddie’s prayers answered, and the best TV viewing since Hee-Haw.