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When I was a boy, I skinny-dipped in the fishin’ hole and came out with a leach on my Big Freddie that held on tighter than Madame Marabelle trying to earn an extra fiver.

Then Pappy told me to thoroughly test the waters before leapin’.

Now some Lane Hudson thinks I’m taking too long testing the waters and filed a complaint with the FEC.

I found out this lone blogger with delusions of grandeur was a congressional intern, who, when Mark Foley asked me if I would hit it, I said definitely.

I meant across the chops not up the chute. The damn punk outs Foley, and there went the ‘06 election.