The bikers have come out for Big Freddie. While Giuliani 911 has the black lung association and Mahatma Romney has the Brokeback Urinal Foundation, I’ve got bikers.

A little tip to the Democratic candidates who want the biker vote: Get your wife a boob job then make sure the girls get lots of air whenever she makes a public appearance. (Kucinich knows what I’m talking about.)

I also got support from former Law & Order star Michael Moriarty, which is good because none of the current stars support me, but bad because he’s crazier than a cow with it’s nuts in barb wire.

Against me is former New York Mayor Ed Koch.

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And they say I look like Grandpa Munster?

So I got the biker vote and the crazy actor vote. I’ll take that over the crotchety, old Jew in exile vote any day.

Shoot, it’s not like we count those absentee ballots anyhow.