So over at Donklephant, they’re making a whooping and a hollering about Nelson Warfield leaving my campaign cause he was upset about my lack of effort in media affairs. Excuse my cussing but gladiolas! Nelson should have done a little research before taking the job! Leaving Big Freddie for lack of effort is like leaving John McCain for lock of sanity. Ain’t never was none, ain’t never gonna be.

Speakin’ of crazy John, my biggest New Hampshire supporter, Dan Hughes, dumped me for him. Let’s just face the facts people. I was not gonna win New Hampshire anyway. People there don’t care about the biggest issue in this country — Mexicans. The only time they get Mexicans in New Hampshire is when they’re trying to get back to Tijuana, and they can’t tell North from South, and end up drowning in Winnipesaukee thinking it’s the Rio Grande. Every spring after the thaw ’bout half a dozen come popping out through the ice. You can catch ‘em ice fishing.

America: Hunting Mexicans along the Rio Grande in the summer and ice fishing for them in New Hampshire in the winter. This is our country.