That’s right people, I went there. I said New York City ain’t like the rest of the country. Don’t care none either. Only person votin’ for me in New York is southern boy Eli Manning.

Let me expound:

• They call their Mexicans “Puerto Ricans.”
• They got alleys. Alleys lead to back alley abortions, which leads to legalized abortion, which leads to baby killing. We got lanes. Whoever heard of back lane abortions?
• They don’t mind handing over their guns cause they’re from New York. We gotta keep our guns in case anyone from New York shows up.
• Jews.
• They got to host 9/11. We only got to watch on TV.
• They keep their hos in a square named after a newspaper. We keep ours in a barn lined with newspaper.