Iran doesn't like Barbie. I can't agree. Barbie is every straight man's fantasy. Ralph Reed used to tell me about playing with his Barbies. Later, when he was older, he and Ted Haggard swapped stories. I think that they may have also had Kens. I'm not sure. Kens are very important to our party's health, though: Ken Lay, Ken Starr, Ken Stabler. He was the Snake! What's more masculine than that?

This may be a little stream-of-consciousness. I went to see that Harold and Kumar movie where they have a character in it who's supposed to be me smoking wacky weed. I haven't done that since the seventies, but the movie gave me a contact high. In the movie, Harold and Kumar escape from Gitmo. That's how come I knew it was a comedy. No one escapes from Gitmo unless they go through a tunnel I like to call Death. From Barbie to Death: wow, man. Heady.