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I can never concentrate on Friday afternoons

By George W. Bush

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It's always hard for me to concentrate on work come Friday afternoon. The main reason I took this job was to implement the 4 and 1/2 day work week. If the week ended at noon on Friday, then thursday would then become the new Friday -- in terms of care free attitude and excitement for the weekend! I could go down in history as the coolest president ever. But alas, No fun Nancy Pelosi veteod that idea.

So in silent protest, instead of doing work, I spend Friday afternoons trolling the internet for viral humor videos. I just found this one about me:

6/20/2008 2:58 PM, Washington DC
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Mookie:

Bushie, before you leave office for a well-deserved retirement of drunkeness and golf-playing I have a small request to make of you. Around 100,000 of my fellow Iraqis of the Sunni persuasion receive money from your country to basically sit around and do nothing. Well I am a "Son of Iraq" too. Where's my U.S.-taxpayer funded welfare check? You know I would still have to get up at mosque every Friday and say "Death to America", but behind the scenes I would be a good boy, I promise. So please call me Bushie, don't be shy.

6/25/2008 10:50 PM

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