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George W. Bush on Regarding Cheney warns of 'high probability' of terrorist attack news.yahoo.com:

Hey Dick why am I wearing this dynamite vest again? .. It sure looks cool though.

Dick Cheney:

Cause Shut up, that's why.

Why I otta!

2/4/2009 10:10 AM