Seems like chef Robert Irvine has gotten his arse in a spot of trouble, yes? Maybe now people will listen to the old adage “Never trust a chef with big ears, a huge muscle-laden body and a disproportionately small head.”
The annoying host of Dinner: Impossible on the Food Network (called that because it is impossible to watch) has been exposed as a liar — or at least an embellisher.
He claimed to be the highest order of Knights, the kind hand-picked by the Queen. But about the closest he came to that was playing chess and moving the fucking horsey around the board.
He said he made Princess Diana’s wedding cake, but when confronted it turns out he only picked some fruit for the cake. My kid could lay more claim to making the Princess’ cake — at least she actually bakes with her Easy-Bake Oven.
I think the peabrain even claimed to be a personal chef to the President of the United States. But ordering a hoagie at the White House Sub Shop in Atlantic City doesn’t count.
Now the fucker has lost his television show, his plans for restaurants in Florida are probably scrapped, and he has no street cred among other chefs. Not that he ever had my fucking respect. I mean if you’re going to enter the fine dining game, bring your shit to NYC, not St. Petersburg Florida, yes?
acidspit:
yes, you're right: his plans for the two restaurants (ooze and schmooze-- can you believe it) have been scrapped. And now there's a campaign to save him. UGH.
3/12/2008 5:19 AMTuya:
Gah- food network. My mother wears that channel out.
3/7/2008 5:35 PMI'm from the south US and Paula freakin' Deen's "hey YAAWWLLL" irritates the piss out of me.
That wanker pictured above, I KNEW he was full of crap the moment I'd laid eyes on him. If he was so great what was he doing on the food network?
cynthia rusak:
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3/10/2008 9:14 PMWilliam Shatner:
"would have." It's "would HAVE." "Would of" makes no damn sense.
10/31/2008 4:34 PMBakowska:
Your texts are great. That disarmaments to me. Sorry for my english. Im polish.:-)
3/5/2008 6:00 PMJenny:
it could make any sense ? ""would have." It's "would HAVE." "Would of" makes no damn sense."
11/20/2008 2:42 AM