If you saw the latest episode of "Hell's Kitchen" (and judging from the ratings you probably did), then you're aware that I ate a piece of a cook's thumb. Big fucking deal. It's less disgusting than those processed frozen meals you have, like Hot Pockets and Lean Cuisine. At least that thumb was all natural. And New Yorkers love to prance around and brag about how they're into all natural ingredients.
Well, get ready for my next restaurant, called "Finger Foods."
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