Sooo … I guess the cat’s out of the bag, or should I say, the ring’s out of the box! (LOL, sorry, today’s just been one of those days where everything that comes out of my mouth is like, totally hilarious.) So … OK, OK, it’s true, Spence and I are getting married soon! Yaaaaay, me!!!!!!!!! And him, I guess, but really, mostly just me. Usually, Spence and I like to keep the most intimate things between us private, but when Us Weekly told me I could keep the Vera Wang veil if I did the interview, I was like, “OMG, yes!” Now that we’re planning a wedding again, we really have to watch our money. Plus, it’s never too early to start saving up for a good live-in nanny. Ahh, I can’t believe I just said that, you guys! I can’t wait to be a MILF.

A lot of people have been asking me if Spence and I are really ready this time, and some people are even saying stuff like, “it’s not a good idea, you’re so young, marriage is hard, we love you and we want you to be happy, blah blah blah”, you know, the negative crap I would expect from Lauren or something. Truth is, I don’t believe that marriage is that hard at all. I think it’s one of those big myths that get perpetuated through history, like Bigfoot or Helen Keller or the idea that ugly people can be attracted to each other.

Marriage is totally good for the environment, too, and that’s something I think we all need to be aware of these days. How could getting married possibly help the earth, you ask? Well, think about it. Are you ever hanging out with your boyfriend and then you say something bitchy because you’re on your period, or because he surprised you with the wrong kind of puppy?