Let me tell you a story about some friends of mine with funny three letter names. Yesterday the Journal quasi-accused one of my campaigners, Norman Hsu, of reimbursing the Paw family for contributions of $47,500 to my campaign. Suspicions were raised about how William Paw could afford such a donation on a yearly Postman’s salary of $49,000 with a wife and four children, living in a 12,800 square foot shanty by the airport.

We’ll I’ve got William Paw’s expense diary that will prove that with a little fund management, even a pauper can become a HillRaiser:

The Frugal Life
An expense diary by William Paw
Luxury purchases:

Medical — Winkle Paw got beaten up again for his unfortunate name (In Chinese it means “He who spits the fire of a Dragon”). Honestly we thought this would stop after he graduated college. Instead of a hospital bill and sutures, we paid a boy from the swamp $.50 for two leeches.

Daily feed time — Two packages of Ramen spiced with Mrs. Dash All-Season. Side of boiled paint. Serves 6. Winkle got greedy and said he needed an extra ladle to feed his blood leech. We punished him by forfeiting his weekly allowance of seven cents to Hill’s campaign. The leech was charged a tax of two cents. He says he’s good for it by next Tuesday. If not, we squish him.

Necessities:

Weekly contribution to Hillary’s campaign of $910.95.

Liver pills.

Associated Press