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No, no. This wasn’t a mistake. I meant to urge my supporters to come out to the caucus on January 14th — 11 days after the real date.

I’m trying to lay low, like John Edwards or that Hispanic guy Bill Robertson who’s running.

So I’m telling my supporters to sit Iowa out. New Hampshire too. Maybe we’ll show up for South Carolina, but we’ll stroll in 30 minutes before the polls close, and say something nonchalant like, “Hey Doris, who’s on the docket this year? Oh another Clinton? How ’bout that.”

Then the press can run stories about how I decided I wanted to be President after the primary season started. Take that Obama.