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Bill to hibernate through Black History Month

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Count the Whities at the Barack rally in SC

People are questioning my decision to pullout early from South Carolina (hehe — pullout early). Simply put, South Carolina doesn’t matter. What is it, like the 89th most populated state?

I think I speak for every American in saying that it’s a little fishy that Barack is campaigning so hard in a place that was the first Confederate state to secede from the Union. The wounds are still a little fresh for some us, Barack.

If he does win though, the media will get bored with that story in a day or two. With no other primary until Super Tuesday, the attention will turn there — where I’ll already have a two day head start campaigning. (Insert maniacal laughter here.) Cherry Hill, New Jersey — you are mine baby!

The media will definitely stop talking about Barack taking the South after Bill unleashes a new round of bigotedly-charged criticisms and fallings asleep. Here are a couple we’re playing around with:

  • Instead of a fairy tale, compare Barack’s campaign to Nat Turner’s populist slave uprising. Both will end without any change and in mass slaughter.
  • Have Bill hibernate through all of February, which is Black History Month.
1/23/2008 7:26 PM, New York
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Debbie Merritt:

I am proud of Hillary. She is smart. She has worked her way
up to where she is today. You have to give credit where
credit is due. She is the smartest Democratic candidate--
check the IQs and she has had the experience of being
in the White House.
This country needs a smart person with a thick backbone to
face what is ahead.
I would like to be proud to be an American again!
I believe Hillary is the one who can make be proud!!!!

1/25/2008 9:49 PM