Obama’s chief strategist David Plouffe called me a lunatic yesterday.

This is a wide, wide lead right now. The Clinton campaign keeps saying the race is essentially tied. That’s just lunacy.

David, I know this math is very confusing. That’s why I launched a website to help explain the delegate system. If you look at the numbers closely, you’ll see I actually have a 2049 to 372 delegate lead. Here’s how:

• Michigan and Florida count. It’s actually Illinois and Georgia that don’t count.
• Superdelegates votes count four times as much as pledged delegates. Why else would they be called super?
• David Plouffe is a jackass. Lose 20 delegates.
• My strategy of stealing pledged delegates from Barack. I will do this with a combination of delicious lemon bars, manipulation and a team of stealth agents.

Chief Jackass (AP)