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Howie Mandel’s Blog

I'm not a racist and here's why

By Howie Mandel

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I'm pretty good at telling what race people are just by looking at them. When I walk down the street and look around, it's easy for me to know if someone is BLACK, WHITE or OTHER.
 
While watching the democratic debates the other night, it hit me….Barack Obama is a light skinned black man. IT'S TRUE! Some of you may have already learned this through your own sources and others may have thought "why is that political candidate so tan?" My intention is not to alarm or upset people with this new information. If anything, I'm totally on board with it!
 
I've always championed equality, and sometimes that makes me unpopular. I have received nasty emails, lost friends and even a handful of jobs because of my progressive views on racial tolerance. I am sad to see that so many are upset that I, just a simple white man, am trying to fight racism ... single (white) handedly.

People will not break me of my convictions.  I'll continue to see people for their financial standings and NOT the color of their skin.  Please support me in this.  If anyone will suffer in the end, it's me!  I'm a straight, white, attractive, wealthy male, and am willing to give up all those powerful titles to be just like everyone else.  Let's all (upper/upper-middle class) be equals!

Howie "I do more by Thursay then most people do all week" Mandel

4/24/2008 2:05 PM, Los Angeles
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Comments

Condoleezza Rice:

I'm not white single handed Howie, but you do have a fine mind.

4/24/2008 8:50 PM

Howie Mandel:

Thanks Condie - INTERNET KNUCKLE BUMP!

4/24/2008 10:13 PM

Bill Gates:

Howie, you are a true visionary... A pioneer in racial tolerance.I'm busy with AIDS and Malarya, but when I'm done later this month I'll help- if convenient.
-Bill "the last guy to get an ipod" Gates

4/24/2008 9:20 PM

Howie Mandel:

Thanks Bill Gates - INTERNET KNUCKLE BUMP!

4/24/2008 10:14 PM

Katie Couric:

Hi Howie. As you know, I may be looking for work soon, so maybe I'll help you with your quest. Most people don't know I am 1/2 Irish, 1/2 Spanglish and 1/2 Oprahlicious.

4/24/2008 9:43 PM

Howie Mandel:

Katie - your daughter's hot! - INTERNET KNUCKLE BUMP!

4/24/2008 10:15 PM

Christopher Walken:

I've got a fever, and the only perscription is more How-Bell

4/24/2008 9:49 PM

Howie Mandel:

Thanks Sir Walken - INTERNET KNUCKLE BUMP!

4/24/2008 10:16 PM

Michael Jackson:

Can't we all agree that surgury is the only permanent solution to the racial divide?
-Michael "no publicity is bad publicity" Jackson

4/24/2008 9:55 PM

Howie Mandel:

Thanks Micheal - i love your work - INTERNET KNUCKLE BUMP!

4/24/2008 10:17 PM

Jen:

WOW! I love you Howie!

4/27/2008 12:51 PM

Ann Coulter:

All these "internet knuckle-bumps" lead me to one inescapable conclusion:

HOWIE MANDEL IS A TERRORIST.

6/14/2008 10:15 AM

Howie Mandel:

Terrorist like a fox! Love you Ann - internet knuckle bump!!

6/16/2008 10:49 PM