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Howie Mandel’s Blog

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By Howie Mandel

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Super smart people are always asking me, "Howie, will you ever run for political office?"  Not the way the parties are currently laid out. There are a lot of views I dislike on both sides.  Someone told me once that if I can't think of a solution, then don't complain about the problem....GOOD NEWS!  I've come up with a solution - I call it EQUALISM!

My system is simple - everything is shared equally!  You have everything in common with your neighbor.  Common job, common pay, common home.  We can even dress a like! What does having everything equal mean?  NO FIGHTS! 

To those that put me on a pedestal with the late hero's like Dr. King, Mother Teresa or the Dalai Lama, I say, "slow down."  I'm not doing this to be praised; just to be honored. So good-bye poverty — and good-bye upper class. NOTE: All current upper-class gets to keep their money because they earned it.  This is more an idea for the next generation.

I CAN'T BELEIVE NO ONE HAS THOUGHT OF THIS YET!  I have not laid this plan out in great detail, but when some things are this perfect, they really don't require a lot of thought. 

-- Howie "Just put me in a think tank a say "go!" " Mandel

6/2/2008 3:32 PM, Los Angeles
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Linda:

Thanks for supporting Communism, jerk!

6/2/2008 8:13 PM

Vladimir Putin:

Hey, fuck you Linda!

6/2/2008 8:56 PM

Howie Mandel:

I like your style - thanks Vladimir

6/2/2008 9:27 PM

Anonymous:

i think it's a good idea. thanks howie :)

6/2/2008 8:15 PM

Barack Obama:

Lame-ass muthafuka stole my platform.

6/2/2008 8:40 PM