Hello friends. Well ol’ Hef is a little hot under the collar this morning. I read about the sale of adultfriendfinder.com to Penthouse for $500 million! Yeah, that’s right friends, you read that correctly, $500 million. Shucks, all of Playboy Enterprises is valued by those kats on Wall Street for only $300 million. I mean how is it that some kid who started his business in erotic entertainment less than three years ago is worth more than The Hef?

If there was no Playboy, there wouldn’t be a Penthouse, a Hustler, a Jugs, an Over 40, a Black and Beautiful, an Anal Explorers Monthly, let alone all those new fangled websites.

Ironic I guess. I found the business and make it legitimate, heck, down right sophisticated and then my team misses the new trends. Who are these people that would rather have a live sexual experience with a 7 then stare longingly at a media image of a Perfect 10? I guess some things are just not for this old timer to understand. I will go wallow in the solarium, have some caviar and champagne and jump into bed with whoever is closest to work off my blues.