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You can't digitize my love (fluids)

By Hugh Hefner

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Hello friends. Seems like every time Ol’ Hef turns around some new fangled technology is changing the world. First there was the personal computer. Then the internet came along. Now I hear about on-line dating, and well, that is just taking it a step too far! You can’t trade the feelings of nervousness and excitement during that first hello for a computer telling you who to date. You can’t digitize a seductive look from across the room. You can’t replace the smell of a woman’s perfume for the click of a mouse.

Match.com, Fling.com, jdate.com, christianfriendfinder.com? Where should I begin with what is wrong with all these? First, just looking for partners in one group or another limits your choices and should never be done. Hef has had ladies from every corner of this earth, from every race, creed and religion. Don’t make me remind you that variety is the spice of life! Quite frankly I am a little surprised the UN has not given me an award for being the ultimate example of non-discrimination and multiculturalism. The only thing I won’t do is fat or ugly.

Soon there will be virtual sex, on-line orgasms and digital cum. Well, that is no world for me. While people do sometimes forget that the brain is the largest erogenous zone (for some people, not me) I will just continue to make love the old fashion way. You can’t digitize sexy!

2/12/2008 6:01 PM, Los Angeles
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