For the last 72 hours the world has been abuzz with the most high profile, exciting endorsement of the election season. No I’m not talking about Shriveling Maria Shriver, or Oprah, I’m talking about yours truly, endorsing Barack Obama on the Jimmy Kimmel Show. From one Mania to another, Barack … I got your back.

Back in 94′, after I admitted to using roids, the world wrote Hulkamania off as a no good has been. I knew that the true Hulkamaniacs still had the fire in their bellies and would continue to keep the dream alive. With your help I proved the world wrong, by winning 5 more World Titles. I draw a parallel to Barack Obama who spent a better part of his youth and well, adulthood sniffing nose candy and carousing around Illinois with male escorts. People wrote him off as another Harvard graduate going down the tubes. But he prayed, cleaned himself up, and found the path … the path to Oba-MANIA! His charismatic speeches, fiery retorts, and unabashed Real American spirit have drawn comparisons to that of the Hulkamania. The only thing missing is the twirl and listen move.

With Arney and Sly behind Mccain, Chuck Norris behind Huckabee, Kathy Bates supporting Hillary, and well no one supporting Mitt, we could have one hell of a slobber knocker. If it came down to it, it’d be a testament to the real election. Arney, Kathy, Mitt, Sly go down with a roundhouse kick from Chuck, only to be hit in the back of the head w/ a steel chair from the Hulkster, and then given the most devastating leg drop of his life. No contest here, Hulkamania reigns supreme. So I ask you this candidates, “What’re You and Your Celebrity Henchmen going to do, when the Hulk-Oba-MANIA GOES WILD ON YOU!!!!!!!”