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It looks like you can’t just lock up anyone these days, even if they are a potential terrorist! Now Mr. Bush is stuck hoping the legal system doesn’t let this fish get away.

But you know what?

It’s kind of like those fad diets.

Sure, maybe the president swore off carbs (Miranda rights) and that worked for a while (terrorist plots foiled), but now his body (Legislative and Judicial branches) are telling him he can’t do this forever. That’s why fad diets are dangerous- they might work for a while, but ultimately you end up cheating your body in a way it’s not expecting. Eat less, exercise more. (checks and balances) That’s the key! And it doesn’t hurt to visit your doctor (constitution) every once in a while!

6/12/2007 2:31 PM, New York
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