In an ongoing effort to combat my lying problem, my therapist suggested that I start by writing just one truthful sentence. You know what they say: The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step. Well, here goes:

This morning I woke up at 7:30 a.m. and made breakfast consisting of two eggs, three strips of bacon, two pieces of wheat toast and a glass of magical orange juice that granted me three wishes.

That wasn’t so hard!