While creepily leering over a guy’s shoulder in an Internet cafe, I saw this blog post.

Associated Press

Look, obviously that’s not the real Al Sharpton blogging here at News Groper, but I need you to listen to me: I am the real Jayson Blair. Seriously, it’s me, I can prove it. I was born on March 23, 1976, went to University of Maryland.

Jennifer from 7th grade remember when we used to call each other “boomer” and “cupcake” in love notes? Only the real Jayson Blair could possibly know that.

So please quote everything I say, MSNBC, please! I need it on my resume! … Jesus Christ, I need a job …