There's a lot of important stuff going on in the world right now. But surely this headline grabbed your attention more than the others: "Jessica Simpson loves to be in love."
And who said all news is bad news!?
Many of you probably thought I just liked being in love, and others may have even thought I was indifferent towards love (rumors! AGH!). But the truth is out and everyone is talking about it.
If only everyone else in the news could catch my lovebug:
Bear Stuck In Jug Is Shot. Maybe if he loved the jug more it would have released him.
Bus Passenger Beheads Seat Mate. I've never ridden on public transportation before, but it seems like a better place to fall in love with a handsome stranger than to get killed!
Yes, It's a 44 pound cat. I don't know about love. But that is a huge fucking cat..
Bill Clinton:
Whoa--that woman's pussy is as big as a bowling ball bag!
8/1/2008 12:24 PMKatie Couric:
if this is breaking, i'll expect to see it here of all places!!
country girl jessica simpson apparantly is gettng MORE country as the face and spokesmodel for a beer company is texas - wait - a VITAMIN beer company in dallas!! oh and not just that! the girl said she was a part-owner in the company too!
good jessica! always drinking better than the rest of us! haha!
wonder if tony and her will toast in some football and her new album with some brewsky!!
hmmm....
8/19/2008 1:38 PM