Booyah, America. Well there are not many times Big Cram will pass up sex, but the time has finally come. There will be no sex for me this weekend, or the next, or the next, or ever! No, I will not be passing up my bi-weekly romp in the hay with my lovely wife, I refer instead to the dreadful movie, Sex and the City which will debut this weekend.

Cramer will be skipping this movie and you should too.

I don't even understand what this movie is supposed to be about. From the brief clip I saw I think its about three hookers and their mom. There also seems to be something about a gold digging call girl.  Also, Sarah Jessica Parker face looks like a foot, I don't know what Ferris Bueller sees in her. Ferris can do better!

This movie has high expectations from studio executives, but Cramer is here to tell you that it will underpreform. So short the stock of Time Warner, parent of this abomination. The only sad part is that when this movie fails to gross over $50 million, the HBO team will probably not try to make a Sopranos movie. Cramer needs his Soprano's movie, as the ending of the series just fucking sucked.