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Mystery company called Microsoft is a BUY, BUY, BUY!

By Jim Cramer

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Boooyahhh America. Its time for Big Cram to get back to some fundementals and give you some good stocks to invest in. So I am hitting the BUY, BUY, BUY button with a little company you probably have not heard of yet called Microsoft. Now I know what you are thinking, what kind of weird dingbat would name his company Microsoft?

Why not just call it SmallFlacid or TinyWeak. Yeah, the name is not great and few will ever remember it, but that's OK, this isn't a consumer play. In order to make real money in the stock market you have to find out of favor companies that people are not paying attention to and BUY, BUY, BUY. You see Microsoft makes this stuff that makes your computer go. It's the guts inside that Dell, HP or Commodore 64 you are running.

Now here is where it gets exciting; they make "the stuff go" on like 90% of the world's computers. 90 freakin percent! That's crazy!! And it gets even better; now that they have written their software they earn, like, a 90% margin on each sale. These crazy bastards are printing money. I don't know who started this company or runs it, but those guys are going to be really rich one day. Not, the "I am thinking of getting the 7-Series BMW" rich, but more like "two-homes" rich.

Now I haven't checked their stock in a while, but do your research and if you like think people will continue buying computers consider taking a long position in MSFT despite its gay name.

8/29/2008 9:41 AM, Wall Street
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Bill Gates:

You're a fucktard

9/20/2008 9:59 PM