A big pistols at Dawn boooyyyahhh, America.  Well seems like Big Cram is ruffling some feathers, but that's how ya know your doing a good job. You see folks, I went on a rant the other day, telling my loyal army of viewers to harass AIG employees at every chance, chasing them to the four corners of the earth. Well seems like the CEO of AIG didn't like that too much and he demanded an apology.

Apologize? Never! The word apology isn't even in the Cramerica Dictionary. Now maybe every AIG employee doesn't need to be screamed at until my throat is sore. I heard about a secretary there who always has candy at her desk, she's probably pretty cool. And maybe some of the dudes in the mail room are kinda fun to grab a beer with, and OK, some of the insurance claims guys are not directly responsible for the destruction of billions of dollars of wealth, but that's about it. The rest are vermin at best and should be subject to can after can of whoop-ass openings.

Now as for the CEO's calling me out...bring it on big boy! You want a shot at The Cram? You want to go ten rounds with the Champ? You think I roll these sleeves up so high because it looks good? No, no, no, I do it so I can keep the blood off my fine threads while I beat down punk CEO's like you!

So name the time and place and let's get it on! Pistols at dawn? Buy, Buy, Buy. Swords at midnight? Buy, Buy, Buy. Cramer beating your old white ass back to the bear market of 1974? Buy, Buy and mother-fuckin Buy!