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Cramer to McCain: Making me your VP is your only Hope

By Jim Cramer

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Well, its getting down to the wire and it does not look good for capitalism's last hope, John McCain. I mean states where Obama is ahead in the polls by 10-points or more account for 290 electoral votes. You only need 270 freakin votes to win! Add to that the army of people Obama has volunteering for him, the fact that his team has been on the ground in the swing states working for a year versus McCain's team's just getting put in place, oh and that Obama has $200 million to spend versus McCain's $20 million.

Game over, man, game over! My call on John McCain, SELL, SELL, SELL.

But it makes me sad for America to hit the SELL button on this one. America actually needs McCain now more then ever.  Obama is going to socialize huge swaths of our economy and in the process destroy more wealth than Lenin, Mao and Castro combined.

Johnny Mac needs a game changer to win. Well here it is...dump Palin and pick a person who knows the economy, who can bring passion and fire to the campaign, who already has legions of followers ready to put their retirement savings at risk whenever he hits a button and stupid graphics hit the screen. Yeah, that's right Big Cram is here to rescue your campaign. 

You need to win this Senator McCain and you need Cramer to do it. Or you can dump Palin and pick Romney, that would also work. Or Mike Bloomberg. Or Tom Ridge, Joe Lieberman, Bobby Jindal, Rob Portman, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Kay Hutchinson, Tim Palenty, George Pataki, or pretty much anyone else in some way associated with the Republican Party.

To paraphrase the great Senator from Aldaran, just days before its destruction by the Empire (a long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away): Senator McCain, you once fought for our forefathers in the Vietnam war. I have placed in this post plans for the destruction of the Obama campaign. Please see this plans through to New Hampshire and the start of voting on Election Day.  Help us John McCain, you are our only hope!

10/28/2008 10:15 AM, Wall Street USA
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Bill O'Reilly:

Cram, you idiot. I hate it when we agree on something! Not you being VP mind you, just that McCain needs someone other than that hot little number Palin to win this.
Damn you Jim Cramer, Damn you!

10/28/2008 11:22 AM

Arnold Schwarzenegger:

Craaammeeerr? What about me?!? I can do it! I am Ah-nold, I can crush that puny Obama with a flick of my might wrist! Do it, do it now!

10/28/2008 11:47 AM

Barack Obama:

The force is weak with you Old Man! The circle is now complete and the student has become the master. I think you lost the master title when you picked that brain dead moose as your running mate. What were you thinking?!?

10/28/2008 12:38 PM

John McCain:

Cramer, my friend, I respect you, but I have to disagree with you. American's love Sarah Palin, she bring such enthusiasm to our campaign! She is what is needed in Washington, she is a reformer, a maverick, killed bridge to nowhere, sold plane on eBay, special needs children, maverick, um...hockey mom, and...um...reformer....and...um...um...oh, god we are doomed. What have I done? Help me Cramer, help me!!!!!

10/28/2008 12:45 PM

George W. Bush:

You can still pick me John-boy. If voters see my face in this election, I guarantee they will run to the polls. Nostalgia for awesomeness rules! G'Dub Out!!!

10/28/2008 1:49 PM

Sarah Palin:

Don't do it, John! If you ditch me and screw up my presidential hopes for 2012, I swear to Almighty God - who, by the way, is an AWESOME God! - that I will send my son-in-law-to-be Levi to hunt you down like a Kodiak bear!

10/28/2008 8:13 PM

David Hasselhoff:

The Hoff agrees with The Cram, but would also note that The Hoff himself can bring salvation. German people love David Hasselhoff.

10/29/2008 11:34 AM

Pope Benedict XVI:

Speaking for The Almighty...shut up Sarah, you suck! Seriously, you are everything that is wrong with religion in America. If the Big Fella still did that kind of thing he would smite you and smite you good.

10/29/2008 11:37 AM

Dick Cheney:

Nothing in the constitution banning three terms for a VP! Dick Cheney is a huge vote draw in places like Wyoming and Texas. Last I checked those states were trending Obama as well. Shore up the base with more Dick!!

10/29/2008 11:39 AM

Larry the Cable Guy:

Joe the Plumber can kiss my bleached white ass! I am the original "THE" guy and their can be only one!! Git r' done! yeeeeeehhhhaaawwww bitches!

10/29/2008 11:40 AM

Mr. T:

I pity the fool that doesn't back Cramer for VP! Cramer is all about helping the kids and building cabbage shooting weapons that never kill anyone, just knock them down so they can get up a few seconds later, but dazes them enough that they surrender. I like milk.

10/29/2008 11:42 AM

Donald Trump:

Cramer, how could you leave The Donald off the list? I am sure you know the huge popularity of me and how I have legions of followers, and the huge intellect of me. The Donald would make a great VP.

10/30/2008 11:00 AM

Al Gore:

If you really want to shake things up, Big Al is still available! You get all the benefits of the Clinton years without the sleaze of the Clintons. And I am a proven winner as number two on the ticket. And you are already pals with that whinny Jew I picked as my running mate.

10/30/2008 11:03 AM

Fred Thompson:

Does anyone even remember me? I am the Law and Order guy who was once haied as the second coming of Regan? I could help...well, if I wanted to...which I don't.

10/30/2008 2:38 PM

Michael Jackson:

Where the kiddies at?

11/24/2008 12:34 PM