Well America it finally happened, Old Chuck, Big Moses, Ben Freakin Hur himself has kicked the bucket. Now you may know Mr. Heston as not only a prolific and esteemed actor (who probably won some awards) but also as the voice and soul of the National Rifle Association. Yeah, the NRA. That NRA. Bunch of freedom loving nut cases. Boomtown!

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