Ever since I dropped out of the race for President, everyone’s been on me about who I’m going to endorse. Well, I haven’t decided yet. Let me be clear: I will endorse the Democratic nominee once we know who that nominee is. What I mean is: I promise to endorse either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama, whoever gets the party nomination. That’s a promise.

I am, however, prepared to make another announcement. I am proud to endorse Rain-X, the original glass treatment. My friends, Rain-X is heads and shoulders above any other product in its class when it comes to dramatically improving wet weather driving visibility. And it’s so easy to apply. Available at Pep Boys and other fine stores.

Companies, please post a request on the comments page if you want me to endorse your product. Pay me enough and I’ll do it.

I love being in the private sector!