Seems like Elizabeth's head is getting bigger. Which isn't such a bad thing. I mean, she's pretty plump, and an increase in her head size would make her more proportioned.

But America  -- both of you Americas -- I'm not here to talk about Elizabeth's fat head and body. I'm here to tell her to shut the heck up, dangit!

My wife is out there plugging Hillary Clinton's health plan on national television. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but ain't I the one who should be out there backing the policies of the remaining candidates? After all, I'm the one who runs and loses every four years, not Elizabeth.

Elizabeth, I got a good notion to sue you -- again.

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