One time the folks at an amphitheater in Miami messed up the billing, and I went on stage to a bunch of raving mad Hannah Montana fans. You should have seen their faces when they saw it was me and not Hannah.
They threw Capri-Suns at me. Let me say that again: They threw CAPRI-SUNS at me. But little did I know much worse was in store for me. Blogging on this site has been bittersweet. At times it’s been great (Liz seems to be leaving some nice remarks), and other times… well…
Recently, I responded to Gordon Ramsay, who is a foul-mouthed rude Gus, and his fans spoke out. They were mean, cold-hearted, and probably watch a lot of reality TV. To that, I say: fine — watch what you want on TV. It’s really no big deal. Just don’t come to me with repressed anger from watching Gordon Ramsay (”GR”) get angry.
He really needs a better outlet for his anger. Hey Gordon, have you tried taking medication (rhymes with “Zanax”) and writing torturous love songs? It works for me. Also, I could recommend a hair stylist for you. Blonde highlights are so 2002.
Amy:
Capri-Suns! Priceless... I didn't realize "GR" had fans...
11/26/2007 4:41 PMMayerLuver:
Watch out for those female fans John! Remember "Misery"? You wanna wind up strapped to a bed with your legs broken while some 350 land whale croons one of your own distorted melodies, gently caressing your shattered femur and PLOTTING YOUR EVENTUAL CANNIBALISTIC MARRIAGE CEREMONY!?
If I were you I'd take refuge with one of your saner, male listeners who values your bold writing style as opposed to your sensual, rocker-poet good looks. Seriously John, my deserted storm cellar is always open to you...and by the way, do you prefer the feel of nylon ropes or cotton? Just asking...
11/27/2007 7:22 PMLisa:
Hahahaha.... I didn't even know Capri-Suns still existed!!!
But hey, at least it's a change from all the ladies underwear you must have thrown at you during your shows ;-)
About the blogging being bittersweet, I can only imagine and I definately think that those who are looking to dump their anger and frustration should somehow be re-directed to ramsay's blog or go hug a tree or something, but you still have us... and we've got you covered :-) Besides, we are probably way more intelligent, funny and hotter then his fans lol!
Anways, wish you all a nice day!!!
11/27/2007 4:20 PMxLisa
liz:
GR is an interesting read.. Just when Im up for some good ol negitivity, I'll up up one of his articles. hahah Oh p.s watch out for those Capri-Suns. Especially the citrus..
11/27/2007 1:13 AMJess:
Wait Capri-Suns??? That is kinda funny in it's own little way. You are so right about the blonde highlights they are so 2002! Oh by the way I LOVED Say!
12/4/2007 1:19 PM