What does Hot Chip have that I don’t? Will someone tell me, because I have some bananas sitting right here, next to computer. They’re almost, yellow too. So that means we can eat them soon.

Holding a banana in an ironic pose gives you indie cred.

This is the second time that Pitchfork promised me the Guest List. The first time, I had my list all prepared, and they chose LCD Soundsystem over me. If that was what they wanted, well I could have changed my name for them: LCD Mayersystem.

So, Pitchfork, when you’re good and ready to publish my Guest List, here it is, already typed out.

Favorite new band you discovered in 2007
Patchouli Flavorheads. They’re so unheard of, even I haven’t heard of them.

Favorite item you bought in 2007
Since money can’t buy happiness, I opted to buy a poster that I stapled to the ceiling. I can see it over my wall. It just has the word Happiness on it. It’s the closest thing.

Favorite song ever
There are about 234,987,566 songs that I consider my favorite. It would be superficial for me to pick one and call it a “favorite” over another.

Most underrated band ever?
Any band that has the word Chip or LCD is not coming to mind.

There, Pitchfork, was that so hard? I have a more complete version in Microsoft Word format I’m willing to email you guys, if I could just get your email address once more. I think I lost it (or I never clearly heard it - you were coughing a lot on the phone). So once I get that address, you can have the full Guest List. Thanks.