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Jennifer Aniston and I are in search of a cute celebrity name

By John Mayer

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Jennifer and I are showing all the signs of a healthy photographed relationship. We're seen eating out, we're seen going into the movie theaters, and we're going to get matching tattoos. I'm thinking "Cowboy/Cowgirl up" - what do you guys think?

But one think we're missing is a cute celebrity name. You know, like Brangelina, Speidi, Tomkat, etc. I already have some that I'm thinking of, but I wanted to get your opinion first:

  • Mayerston
  • Animayer
  • JohnJen
  • Mayifer
  • Lovebirds

That last one wasn't my idea (and I even told her it's two words). She's been watching over this blog post the whole time, and she typed it in while I stopped to go to the bathroom. So, from now on, she's probably going to be overseeing all these blogs. That just means they'll be really cute. 

(Sorry, that last one was her again.)

6/4/2008 1:10 PM, Los Angeles, CA
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Comments

Bill Clinton:

Dude, face it - you are WHIPPED.

6/4/2008 6:25 PM

Hillary Clinton:

Hon, did you say something?

Now, why don't all of you email me and tell me what I should do next -
should I endorse "Manniston" or "Mayerston" as the pet name?

6/4/2008 7:53 PM

NikkerZ:

JessCamMinkPussyCatDollJenJohn?

PHEW, I'm out of breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL

6/4/2008 11:08 PM

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