I know, I know. I've not been blogging as much as I'd like, or as much as my stalker, Andy, would like me to. What with all my interviews lately, my dating Jennifer Aniston (who has been writing these blogs with me now), and the release of my live DVD, I don't always have time to sit here and discuss the ways we can save the world, end poverty, and deport Simon Cowell. 

Jennifer and I didn't have anything to blog about, until she reminded me that I need to pay my traffic ticket soon. What a bummer. Jennifer and I were told that famous people in Land Rovers in West Hollywood didn't get tickets or even notice of the police or photographers unless they were on drugs and not wearing panties.

Well, I can guarantee that Jennifer and I were wearing panties.