I mean, it was like clockwork back in the day. I’d go to some club or coffee house when I was bored, whip out my guitar, strum a few of those chords, A or C# or whatever, and bam, it was a done deal. I didn’t always get a super model or anything, but she had at least done some modeling.

The last couple years though, I mean, I’m not running a charity here.

Sure, I have a famous girlfriend, Jennifer something… But you guys don’t know the thrill of blowing the mind of a small town cocktail waitress who is having trouble with her boyfriend and then getting to you know… live the song out in real life.

I’d just drop into my sultry, full bodied voice with a line like “One pair of candy lips and your bubblegum tongue,” and ba da bing. But now…

Heck, just the other day I stopped to play under this birch tree in front of the high school, and EVEN THOUGH I timed the chorus to exactly when the doors opened at 2:30, only JV cheerleaders stopped. JV! God, not one of the real cheerleaders batted an eye. I had to play a Rihanna cover to just to get invited to Sarah’s post prom party. I never agreed with the pessimists before but it’s a sad world we live in.

Anyway, I’m working on something right now, tentatively called “Kiss me Baby”…. So let’s hope that works shit out.