Jennifer,

I know you're out there. Stop hiding. Please return my calls. 

I didn't get to finish my sentence. I said, "Hearing about your biological clock and that all your friends are married is a waste of time. I think we should break up..." And at this, you stormed out. What I didn't get to say was...

"the party invitations between the two of us so that we could get them mailed out faster." The invitations don't get mailed on their own.

In June, we went through the same ordeal. You stormed out after I said, "I think we should see other people" but what i didn't get to finish saying was "that live greener lifestyles." Remember it was after I had read that article on carbon footprints and we went to Courtney Cox's for that dinner party, and she didn't have any eco-friendly cleaners or toilet paper! (It still makes me mad!)

And in May, do you remember this? We were at my second-cousin's high school graduation. We were wearing gorilla suits so no one would recognize us. I said, "Listen, Jennifer, you're a great girl, but..." and you immediately stormed out and ran across the stage to the car. What I didn't get to say was "...but you look better naked than in a gorilla suit."

It really is true that miscommunication is the devil's plaything.