Before you start criticizing us about the 150K we allocated for Sarah's wardrobe and appearance, you should know that the money was supposed to go for Sarah's continual education classes. My home state had a great program, Phoenix University -- that Sarah could have taken while on the road.
But there's only so many ways you can dress up a pig before you realize she's a pig. So instead, we invested in more pretty dresses so maybe you'd be distracted by the pig's decent rack for a middle-aged woman instead of thinking about the stupid economy.
Sigh.
This isn't easy to admit, OK. So just let me do this on my own terms. I made a mistake. I really big one.
Just like the time I married my first wife before realizing she would later get into a car accident that would make her gimpy and ugly.
There might be hope. I came across this ad. Do you guys think it's for real?
Bill O'Reilly:
It wasn't a mistake, John. Bill Ayers has made Sarah Palin his latest target of domestic terrorism. How can we support a person like Barack Hussein Obama? DO IT LIVE!
10/22/2008 7:56 PMSarah Palin:
Die off old man, preferably the day after you win the election.
10/23/2008 10:03 AMhazmat:
Sorry John, but the problem with your campaign is that fella called John McCain. You are scared shiiteless that you will be called a racist that you've allowed an inexperienced slimeball to tie you up in a package awaiting a Dukakis ending.
The Republicans rejecting of classy and knowledgable Mitt (is that a name?) Romney was the start of the party's well deserved defeat.
When it comes down to the bottom line, John McCain is no more worthy of being president than is Barry Hussein Obama.
10/24/2008 9:17 AMSarah Palin:
Of course it's OK! The "right to life" is only about BEFORE birth, moron!
Death penalty, war, starvation, poverty,AIDS, hunting (from helicopters even) = ALL OK. Just don't kill it before it's born!
Ah, shucks, who's in training on this ticket anyway?
10/28/2008 8:21 PMSarah Palin:
Oh, wait! Shooting people is MY JOB, not yours, gramps. (Sorry, I've been trying to figure out the job description for awhile now, and I just read the copy of the constitution in uncle Dick's office.) Let me do it.
10/28/2008 8:23 PM