It's not enough that I'm trailing in the battleground states of Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida. But now it's dead even in Arizona!
This is like being an only child and asking your mom if you are her favorite son and having her respond no, she prefers that half black neighbor kid down the street.
What it's four electoral votes or something? Like I even care.
Just try it. Just try voting for Obama and see what happens. That Grand Canyon of ours is nice huh? It would be a shame if someone had to shut it down for maintenance come next summer's tourist season.
The Phoenix Cardinals. They're enjoying a nice litle resurgence. I wonder what would happen if a presidential candidate gave the St Louis team a little pre-game pep talk before the game this Sunday. Steven Jackson would probably run for like 500 yards and 7 touchdowns.
You know what, that's about all we got in Arizona. It's a shitty state and I only picked it because Cindy lived there. I should have picked New Mexico just to spite you ungrateful jackasses.
Sarah Palin:
My, that was very mavericky, wasn't it? Vote Palin . . . in 2012!!!
10/29/2008 1:44 PMHillary Clinton:
Ah, Arizona... dry as the nation's women are for you....
For Obama, they are wet as New Orleans under Bush.
10/29/2008 2:35 PMBill Clinton:
Quit reading my diary, Hill.
10/30/2008 8:21 AMBarbara Walters:
Your house of cards is really falling in on you, isn't it? Just one favor - when you go into seclusion after your election day trouncing, will you please take Elizabeth with you. She really shouldn't be any trouble. She doesn't eat much, and only needs to be left outside once a day. Now, there are occasions when she will just start humping your leg for no apparent reason whatsoever (with you she may do it a bit more frequently), but a quick swat on her nose with a newspaper will put an end to that. Just think about, will you? Please!?!
10/30/2008 1:31 PM