I wasn't planning on doing it. Going in, I felt safer with the white guy. But in line, everyone spontaneously started chanting Barack's name. Then this little cute black kid in line with his mom said he wanted to be a black president when he grew up, and it was just about the cutest thing anyone ever saw. So my emotions were piqued.
But when I got into the voting booth, I started thinking critically about it.
I'm not sure about myself on the economy. Barack makes a good point that as late as September 15th, I said the economy was in good shape. That was wrong. Like hugely, ignorantly wrong.
I haven't demonstrated good judgment other places too. All you guys know about is the Sarah Palin thing, but the problem runs deeper. For instance, this week alone I've picked everything terribly. In Defiance, I almost walked on stage with a striped tie and a striped shirt combination. And two days ago for dinner I got a Caesar salad when I had just had a Cobb salad for lunch. Two salads in one day? Is that Presidential material. I hesitate to think so.
I mean 20 years from now when my great grand kids are running around, I don't want them to think Grandps was a racist or something.
Barack Obama:
BOO-YAA! In your face, old man!
Now it's time for me to plan out the details of my Soviet-style dictatorship. My regime will be so brutal, it'll make Stalin, Mussolini and Pol Pot look like rank amateurs!
My heartfelt thanks go out to the American people for falling for my message of "Hope" and "Change". You fell for it, suckers - now you're gonna smell what Barack is cookin'! And what I'm cookin' is Totalitarianism, served with a smile!
11/5/2008 7:24 AMME:
NOW YOU DECIDE TO BE HONEST??? BARACK YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
11/5/2008 11:26 AMBarack Obama:
Yeah!!!
I'm gonna be President bitches!!!!
First law I'm passing: Everyone needs to get one of my shirts now.
http://www.IVoted4ObamaTee.com
11/5/2008 2:17 PMAmerican Idol Judges:
You're absolutely the worst President on the planet....you've been voted off the show. Good Riddance.
11/5/2008 4:52 PMAnonymous:
"The economy is fundamentally sound"
- John McCain
Circuit City (Has filed for bankruptcy protection)
11/21/2008 4:09 PMAnn Taylor closing ALL 117 stores nationwide
Lane Bryant, Fashion Bug and Catherine's closing ALL150 stores nationwide
Eddie Bauer to close stores 27 stores now and more after January
Cache closing ALL stores
Talbots closing ALL specialty stores
J. Jill closing ALL stores (owned by Talbots)
Pacific Sunwear closing ALL stores (owned by Talbots)
GAP closing 85 stores
Footlocker closing 140 stores now and more after January
Wickes Furniture closing ALL stores
Levitz closing ALL remaining stores
Bombay closing ALL remaining stores
Zales closing 82 stores now and 105 after January
Whitehall closing ALL stores
Piercing Pagoda closing ALL stores
Disney closing 98 stores now and more after January.
Home Depot closing 16 stores
Macys closing 9 stores after January
Linens and Things closing ALL stores
Movie Galley Closing ALL stores
Pep Boys closing 33 stores
Sprint/Nextel closing 133 stores
JC Penney closing an unannounced number of stores after January
Ethan Allen closing down 12 stores.
Wilson Leather closing down ALL stores
Sharper Image closing down ALL stores
K B Toys closing 356 stores
Loews closing an unannounced number of stores
Dillard's closing an unannounced number of stores