Associated Press

So it turns out, everyone wants to be me!

It’s not just little girls that understand how skinny can be sexy. Now it’s my own peers and ladies my mum’s age.

Some have responded with horror that my new term “rexy” irresponsibly makes light of a life-threatening health condition. Well would you have preferred my other clever wordplays?:

• bulimicous
• super STARving
• lipo hot-tion